Scataphorus is the 98-year-old Patriarch of Alexandria that was in attendance at the election of Pope Sporus VI, who kept attempting to locate the bathroom (Saint Fidgeta and Other Parodies, 53).


The name is an obvious variant of the word scatological, itself the study of feces[1].


  1. Wikipedia: Scatology

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